PiMP’s resident soccer idiot’s guide to the World Cup


Our PiMP staff have no idea about soccer – but once every four years we turn on the tele and try and work out what the hell is going on. We see lot of diving, crying, people rolling around on the ground as if thy have been shot, cult circles formed around referees, brazillian hooters (we like that part), whistles and lots of colors which is fantastic for everyone except maybe epileptics.


So the World Cup is in Brazil? We can only image what’s going on in the back streets of Rio … lots of white line fever we reckon… lots of wallets being stolen, plenty of beach volleyball and a plethora of posers walkin’ round like they own a premier league team (but probably more likely scrounged together the cash for their ticket and staying in a youth hostel).