Don’t blush baby – Gayle in a teacup.

Don’t blush baby – Gayle in a teacup.
So a guy (cricketing playboy Chris Gayle) tried to pick up a girl (journalist Mel McLaughlin) with a cheesy and stumbling pick up line …. this stuff has been going on since Cleopatra Times and we’re sure your dad or grandpa might have even tried once or twice during their juvenile lives. so what’s the […]  Read More
January 20th, 2016

PiMP of the month – (King) LeBron James

PiMP of the month – (King) LeBron James
We gotta start this article off by saying that Lebron is THE MAN. Damn! No matter what NBA team you support (even if you hate basketball) .. What he did by turning his back on Miami moneybags for old fashion love love & loyally, going back to the gritty shitty city of the Cleveland …. […]  Read More
August 24th, 2014

PiMP’s resident soccer idiot’s guide to the World Cup

  Our PiMP staff have no idea about soccer – but once every four years we turn on the tele and try and work out what the hell is going on. We see lot of diving, crying, people rolling around on the ground as if thy have been shot, cult circles formed around referees, brazillian […]  Read More
June 12th, 2014

Oscar the Couch Grouch – PiMP’s dubious Critics Rate the Worst Movies of All Time

Oscar the Couch Grouch – PiMP’s dubious Critics Rate the Worst Movies of All Time
Oscar the Couch Grouch – PiMP’s dubious Critics Rate the Worst Movies of All Time We have just witnessed the botox parade on the red carpet of the 86th Academy Awards & didn’t Australia’s own goddess of grace Cate Blachett clean up! Was surprised now to see the fanatics yelling out “Oscar Oscar Oscar oi […]  Read More
March 3rd, 2014

PiMP of the Month – Feb – Schapelle “Boogie Rights” Corby

PiMP of the Month – Feb – Schapelle “Boogie Rights” Corby
  PiMP of the Month – Feb – Schapelle “Boogie Rights” Corby.   Each month, we will be doing a feature on a person (or possibly animal) that best exemplifies what it means to be a “PiMP” in our mind. You know what we mean, The Man, the BOSS, the brazen and ballsy bitch, the […]  Read More
February 25th, 2014

PiMPin up the Cattery – AFL’s Rising Stars got da Pumped up PiMPs

PiMPin up the Cattery – AFL’s Rising Stars got da Pumped up PiMPs
PiMPin up the Cattery – AFL’s Rising Stars got da Pumped up PiMPs. Let’s start this blog by unashamedly claiming that most of our PiMP designers and staff are surfers from the Quiksilver coast, air guitar gurus and Geelong Cats AFL freaks. So we have a kinda “greatest team of all” bias to the views […]  Read More
February 14th, 2014

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